May 01

Horrible! I would totally wear these to a barn dance

Hoof boots

Taxidermy shoes by Iris Schieferstein give new meaning to the phrase “hoof boots.”

Via Buzzfeed


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  1. ChariD

    Horrible, indeed. Blech. They give me the heebie-jeebies.

  2. pandechion

    Puts me in mind of this, from French and Saunders:

  3. Comradde PhysioProffe

    Horrible is a motherfucken understatement!

  4. Friend of Snakes

    Makes me wanna holla. And I’ve seen my pals’ corpses and body parts turned into every adornment and tchotchke the human mind can conceive of.

  5. pheenobarbidoll

    Handy when one needs to hoof a D00D in the junk.

  6. skeptifem

    I’m trying to figure out if furries would be totally into this or shun it (for being too realistic)….

  7. quixote

    First reaction: Eeeeuuwwwaaaarrrggghhhhbbleuuuurghh.

    Second reaction: But how is that different from a mink coat?

    Third reaction: Still haven’t figured out the answer.

  8. Lidon

    HAHAHAHA pheeno your comment makes this photo so much better!

  9. Hattie

    Love that French and Saunders clip,because it has real females in it instead of female impersonators.

  10. Friend of Snakes


  11. skeptifem

    stay classy, hattie.

  12. Antoinette Niebieszczanski

    Perfect for a fetish ball!

  13. Emryss

    Every time I see this, my mind goes to, “Holy cats! WTF happened to you??!!” It makes me want to bring out the bute and the standing wraps and the ice and the vet.

    Then I remember that it’s too late. Funny how the initial reaction refuses to go away.

  14. Hattie

    Skeptifem: I’m not the paranoid type, but what is your point?

  15. Veganrampage

    Loving that French and Saunders clip, so thanks. Hey Hattie, lately, it seems like you can’t type/write/say anything right. I am the paranoid type as well as an admirer of Skeptifem.
    “Can’t we all just get along?”
    We, being Internet Rad Fems.

  16. Twissb

    Dear Aunt Twisty,

    Please post something , anything, to move Dreadful Acres away from those disgusting “shoes.”

  17. goblinbee

    I second Twissb — please, please throw up another photo!

  18. Michelle

    Missing your tales of the bucolic life, Twisty.

  19. Kristen

    I nominated you for a Liebster award. I love the way you write, please come back and post more!

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